The year is almost over, and we have a huge selection of fun for you.

Do you have a secret that no one knows about? how about telling the whole world about it, like many others have done


There is a lot of software to use to mix, and make electrical music these days, and anyone can be a star, but this software is online based, so you can mix your own music right in your browser for free. it’s pretty cool.


Billy Mays, the loving genius/inventor sadly passed away this last summer, and left a big hole in the hearts of those of you with nothing better to do than to sit and watch the home-shopping channel and spend my tax dollars your hard earned money on useless shit, that aren’t really that useless.
In his honor we found this tribute to him.

and while speaking of dead famous people

click the image to see fullsize version, (and maybe getting the joke)

We have some clips from Obamas audiobook Dreams From My Father.
President Obama has had one hell of a year, and in this book, Obama is heard using a pretty colorful language while quoting a high school friend of his.
Thats right you can hear the president of the USA cursing like he was a motherfucking badass.

As you can see, Jesus can be used for anything, like a doormat.
this image comes from a huge collection over at
Jesus Of The Week

How about the circumcision of baby Jesus?This image comes from the brick testament, someone has actually made the bible out of lego!


But Christmas isnt about Jesus, though even Santa here acknowledges him.

It’s about getting a lot of presents, maybe a game like tis one: More Ill conceived toys like this at somethingawful.com

Ok, so maybe those were all photoshopped but these are actual toys, and are the 10 most racist toys ever made, not sure if you can still get some of these toys, such as
Hitlers limousine:
or a money box called Greedy nigger boy:
or to be totally serious if you are too late with the christmas presents, and want to buy a nice toy to your kid, why not a buy a giant microbe?
What kid wouldn’t love to have a nice little chlamydia with them in bed?

Why not make your own christmas presents, remember back in the days when your grandma was so happy about the shitty macaroni artwork that you had made?
So why not make a fetus in a jar?
Se how its done here


To some people, christmas is about spending time with your family.
This image comes from one om my new favorite websites awkwardfamilyphotoes.com
and why not take a look at the family christmas albums of celebrities, if they moved to Oklahoma


We were speaking about offensive toys earlier, but how about these offensive advertising posters?
See more like this at crestock.com


Did you know that you can make a fluorecent light bulb glow without being plugged into an outlet?
It’s done by placing them directly under some huge powerlines.
more cool pictures like this and info here


And speaking of being creative



The year is almost over, and alot of stuff have happened in the news world this year, the LA Times has put together a list of their greatest photographies of 2009


And while entering a new year for some people can be a little scary, making room for a lot of new questions, how will my finances be this year? Is my wife still cheating on me with the fat mailman down the street? how will technology develop this year?
Well, I can answer a hard one for you, in 12490: Pioneer 10 passes 3.8 light-years from Barnard’s star.
If you like useless future facts like that, go on and read about events that will occur after the 11th millennium


Or what about the Journey to the end of time?




Few constructions on this planet is as interesting as the pyramids, who buildt them? when?, how?
All these questions and no real answers.
No matter how mysterious they are, they are really cool, and if you have to wait a while to go check em out for yourself, then they have set up a live webcam for you to see them.


At last we couldnt forget to put in this old classic, just brilliant!



Or the new one (I know its sort of religious, but its still pretty impressive work)



So from all of us here at slightlyfucked.com, merry christmas, and a happy-crappy new year to ya’ll!